dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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