can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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