It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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