im drinking this country out of the recession.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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