I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
