Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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