just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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