...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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