I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have feelings that need drinking.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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