Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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