think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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