Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
that is very illegal...i love you.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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