her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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