Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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