the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
His nipple licking is glorious
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