Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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