there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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