Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Randomize
