Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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