come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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