if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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