i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My penis needs a shock collar
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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