You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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