escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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