In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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