Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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