do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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