I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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