Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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