Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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