No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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