also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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