I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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