Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
MIDGETS
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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