You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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