4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So. Much. Porn.
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