it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
