he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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