Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
