My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
