I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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