It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Do vagina's smell?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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