What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
