Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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