Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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