Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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