I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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