okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
