no, he came in my armpit
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
