Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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