I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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