We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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