i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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