He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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