she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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